Last seen: February
Last words: “Katie, I’ll invite you to a game of wordplay”
(either that or)
“Katie, I’ll always love you. Don’t worry, I won’t leave you. I would never leave you.”
Possible reasons why:
1.) Aliens mistook her for a Dora the Explorer and wanted a souvenir.
2.) She fell in the toilet and can’t get out. (I told you to hold on to the sink, Miyu!)
3.) She’s making a really great manga plot that will shock the world.
4.) She’s become a closet perv and is afraid to see the world again
5.) She forgot how to tie her shoelaces, tripped, and is lost somewhere because she can’t get up
6.) She left MSN and said that she would keep in touch on Word Press but hasn’t written a post in the past forever (yes, this is a real unit of time).